I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
i need some magic done to my vagina
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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