Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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