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Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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