break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Your dad touched me again.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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