yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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