Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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