We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
