Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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