At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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