the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
My breasts were aching with rage.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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