Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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