Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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