A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Randomize
