On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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