Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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