so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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