White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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