ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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