It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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