So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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