I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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