So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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