So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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