We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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