did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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