why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
