I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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