Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i dont even know how to be here
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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