i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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