Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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