I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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