we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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