idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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