I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I faked an abortion last night.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
