Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
