Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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