what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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