who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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