his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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