"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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