I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
wat bout pragnant strippers??
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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