Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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