i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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