Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Randomize
