I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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