so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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