So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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