That's when you crack a 10am beer
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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