another moral hangover. fuck.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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