how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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