idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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