You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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