PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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