I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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