Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
wow bdsm is so cute
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